The Doer Crew at Brewer's

We're the Doer Crew at Brewer's.
We're professional Thing Doers.
If you ever have a thing that you need done,
just call 1-800-Brewer.
We do water; we do sewer.
We do anything at all - we're number one.

If your car is low on gas
or you've got more weeds than grass,
Brewer Doers is the name to keep in mind.
We do plumbing; we do spackle -
there is nothing we won't tackle.
We're the greatest Doer crew you'll ever find.

If your poodle needs some walking,
it's to us you should be talking.
We're a poodle-friendly business through and through.
Yes, our super duper scoop
picks up all your poodle poop,
which is one less thing that you will have to do.

If your carpets need shampooing
that's a thing we could be doing,
which would free you up for something more worthwhile.
You could garden, you could cook,
you could read your favorite book.
That's why Brewer's always goes the extra mile.

If your pussycat needs brushing,
and you feel you're always rushing,
and you're sick of all these menial demands,
Do not bother; do not fuss,
just leave all of that to us.
We will take those lowly jobs right off your hands.

If you'd really love a bath
but your son needs help with math,
do consider - if you will - the Brewer route.
We've got pointers, graphs and charts
to increase your childrens' smarts.
Here at Brewer's, our commitment's absolute.

If your Christmas gifts need wrapping
but you'd rather just be napping,
why not leave it to our team of wrapping pros?
Our expertise is widely-known,
and we are waiting by the phone.
We've got paper, we've got ribbon, we've got bows.

If your car is in the shop,
and you're out of soda pop;
think of Brewer's as your personal chauffer.
If you're broke this month, don't sweat it -
we accept both cash and credit.
You could even write a check if you prefer.

If your husband's lunch needs packing
and your packing skills are lacking,
do not hesitate to call the Brewer crew.
We understand at Brewer's
if your husbands aren't Thing Doers,
cuz our wives complain that we do nothing too.


©Linda Knaus